Valentine's day.  Lassiter in a foul mood- the reason is romance related, but it doesn't HAVE to be because of his wife.  And there's a dead guy. 

in addition, must include these elements:

Gus is gifted with red heart boxers

Shawn's date cancels at the last minute and he ends up going alone to dinner- he had a gift coupon for that night and didn't want to waste it.

Juliet punches someone.

Beyond that- go wild!

Okay...so in "Murder?...Anyone...?....Anyone...?...Bueller? we find out that a date that ended with a drug arrest and mugshots was the best date Lassie's had in a long time.

This begs the question...what the heck is the worst date he's been on?

Show me! Have fun! Just put Lassie on a bad date!

Oh....and no whump on this one. Sorry. I want it to be in the spirit of the show, and as much as we all love whump....you wouldn't see Lassie getting whumped by a psycho date on Psych...sorry. 

Psych is known for its great lines, and so are these movies. These are the American Film Institute's Top 100 Movie Quotes of All Time, and they are just TIMELESS.

The challenge is this. Choose as many of the 100 quotes as you want and construct one-shots around them. Whether the lines are directly quoted or whether they just serve as a theme to hold the one-shot together, it doesn't matter.

You can do all 100, but that'll be hard. Just choose as many as you think you're capable of. Don't be afraid to find out more about the lines and the movies. Be creative. And have FUN XD

1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.
2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse," "The Godfather," 1972.
3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am," "On the Waterfront," 1954.
4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.
5. "Here's looking at you, kid," "Casablanca," 1942.
6. "Go ahead, make my day," "Sudden Impact," 1983.
7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.
8. "May the Force be with you," "Star Wars," 1977.
9. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night," "All About Eve," 1950.
10. "You talking to me?" "Taxi Driver," 1976.
11. "What we've got here is failure to communicate," "Cool Hand Luke," 1967.
12. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," "Apocalypse Now," 1979.
13. "Love means never having to say you're sorry," "Love Story," 1970.
14. "The stuff that dreams are made of," "The Maltese Falcon," 1941.
15. "E.T. phone home," "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial," 1982.
16. "They call me Mister Tibbs!", "In the Heat of the Night," 1967.
17. "Rosebud," "Citizen Kane," 1941.
18. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!", "White Heat," 1949.
19. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!", "Network," 1976.
20. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship," "Casablanca," 1942.
21. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti," "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991.
22. "Bond. James Bond," "Dr. No," 1962.
23. "There's no place like home," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.
24. "I am big! It's the pictures that got small," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.
25. "Show me the money!", "Jerry Maguire," 1996.
26. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?", "She Done Him Wrong," 1933.
27. "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!", "Midnight Cowboy," 1969.
28. "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,"' "Casablanca," 1942.
29. "You can't handle the truth!", "A Few Good Men," 1992.
30. "I want to be alone," "Grand Hotel," 1932.
31. "After all, tomorrow is another day!", "Gone With the Wind," 1939.
32. "Round up the usual suspects," "Casablanca," 1942.
33. "I'll have what she's having," "When Harry Met Sally...," 1989.
34. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow," "To Have and Have Not," 1944.
35. "You're gonna need a bigger boat," "Jaws," 1975.
36. "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!", "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre," 1948.
37. "I'll be back," "The Terminator," 1984.
38. "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth," "The Pride of the Yankees," 1942.
39. "If you build it, he will come," "Field of Dreams," 1989.
40. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," "Forrest Gump," 1994.
41. "We rob banks," "Bonnie and Clyde," 1967.
42. "Plastics," "The Graduate," 1967.
43. "We'll always have Paris," "Casablanca," 1942.
44. "I see dead people," "The Sixth Sense," 1999.
45. "Stella! Hey, Stella!", "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.
46. "Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars," "Now, Voyager," 1942.
47. "Shane. Shane. Come back!", "Shane," 1953.
48. "Well, nobody's perfect," "Some Like It Hot," 1959.
49. "It's alive! It's alive!", "Frankenstein," 1931.
50. "Houston, we have a problem," "Apollo 13," 1995.
51. "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?", "Dirty Harry," 1971.
52. "You had me at 'hello,"' "Jerry Maguire," 1996.
53. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know," "Animal Crackers," 1930.
54. "There's no crying in baseball!", "A League of Their Own," 1992.
55. "La-dee-da, la-dee-da," "Annie Hall," 1977.
56. "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Psycho," 1960.
57. "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good," "Wall Street," 1987.
58. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer," "The Godfather Part II," 1974.
59. "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.
60. "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!", "Sons of the Desert," 1933.
61. "Say 'hello' to my little friend!", "Scarface," 1983.
62. "What a dump," "Beyond the Forest," 1949.
63. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?", "The Graduate," 1967.
64. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", "Dr. Strangelove," 1964.
65. "Elementary, my dear Watson," "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes," 1929.
66. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape," "Planet of the Apes," 1968.
67. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine," "Casablanca," 1942.
68. "Here's Johnny!", "The Shining," 1980.
69. "They're here!", "Poltergeist," 1982.
70. "Is it safe?", "Marathon Man," 1976.
71. "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!", "The Jazz Singer," 1927.
72. "No wire hangers, ever!", "Mommie Dearest," 1981.
73. "Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?", "Little Caesar," 1930.
74. "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown," "Chinatown," 1974.
75. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.
76. "Hasta la vista, baby," "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," 1991.
77. "Soylent Green is people!", "Soylent Green," 1973.
78. "Open the pod bay doors, HAL," "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968.
79. Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley," "Airplane!", 1980.
80. "Yo, Adrian!", "Rocky," 1976.
81. "Hello, gorgeous," "Funny Girl," 1968.
82. "Toga! Toga!", "National Lampoon's Animal House," 1978.
83. "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make," "Dracula," 1931.
84. "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast," "King Kong," 1933.
85. "My precious," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," 2002.
86. "Attica! Attica!", "Dog Day Afternoon," 1975.
87. "Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!", "42nd Street," 1933.
88. "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!", "On Golden Pond," 1981.
89. "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper," "Knute Rockne, All American," 1940.
90. "A martini. Shaken, not stirred," "Goldfinger," 1964.
91. "Who's on first," "The Naughty Nineties," 1945.
92. "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac ... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!", "Caddyshack," 1980.
93. "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!", "Auntie Mame," 1958.
94. "I feel the need -- the need for speed!", "Top Gun," 1986.
95. "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary," "Dead Poets Society," 1989.
96. "Snap out of it!", "Moonstruck," 1987.
97. "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you," "Yankee Doodle Dandy," 1942.
98. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner," "Dirty Dancing," 1987.
99. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!", "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.
100. "I'm king of the world!", "Titanic," 1997.

He's already had about 60 different jobs, so, what's wrong with 100 more identities?

Here's 100 Shawns for you to play with, everything else, the length, the genre, the pairing, the setting, it’s all up to you. 

As long as he's a...

1. Bartender    2. Game Show Host    3. Celebrity Singer/Actor    4. Racer    5. Company CEO    6. Actuary    7. Pediatrician    8. Jeweler    9. IT support    10. Journalist    11. Special Agent    12. Artist    13. Electrician    14. Casino Dealer    15. Mercenary    16. Pilot   17. Dancer    18. Diplomat    19. Superhero     20. Director    21. Soldier    22. Hacker    23. Bestselling Author   24. Bodyguard    25. Scientist    26. Serial Killer    27. Salesman    28. Accountant    29. Beast Tamer    30. Mime    31. Events Planner    32. Chef    33. Assassin   34. Professional Sportsman    35. Pharmacist    36. Massaeur    37. Uni Professor    38. Marine Biologist    39. Vampire   40. Teacher   41. Priest    42. Model    43. Veterinarian    44. Lawyer    45. Hairdresser     46. Politician    47. Psychologist     48. Songwriter    49. Curator    50. Inventor    51. Confidence Man    52. Warlock   53. Weatherman    54. Tailor    55. Doctor    56. Defense Attorney   57. Time Traveler   58. Safety Inspector    59. Archaeologist     60. Trainer    61. Magician   62. Exorcist    63. Thief    64. Acrobat     65. Mentalist    66. Felon    67.Gardener    68. Waiter    69. Hitman    70. Ranger    71. Shopkeeper    72. Mechanic    73. Magazine Editor     74. Middleman    75. Volunteer    76. Demon    77. Consultant   78. Crime Boss    79. Beautician   80. Angel    81. Nuclear Physicist    82. Policeman   83. Concierge    84.  Musician    85. Werewolf    86. Plumber    87. Skater    88. Translator    89. Mental Patient    90. Movie Critic    91. Interior Designer    92. Publicist     93. Photographer    94. Vigilante    95. Astronaut    96. Forensic Scientist    97. Janitor    98. Stuntman    99. Businessman    100. Radio Announcer

  It has to be 1, 12, 123, 1234, 12345, or 123456 words long, and it has to be freaking awesome. It also has to have one of the following pieces of dialogue:

1. Shawn: That's not a knife... That's a knife. 

2. Lassiter or Gus: Mother isn't feeling quite herself today

3. Henry: Aye, and a pint of ale to you!

4. Henry: Out of all the people I would have expected to call drunk out of their mind begging for Shawn's help while being chased by a serial killer who thinks you're dating Detective Lassiter, I can honestly say you, Abigail, were not one of them. (or some version of that cuz I just love drunk dials)