Penname: TheRealJules [Contact] Real name: Jules, TheReal
Member Since: August 12, 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I.Suck. At. Disclaimers. I will tell you right now, over the course of my obsession with this fandom, I will probably include 1/10000000 disclaimers for my stories/chapters. It's a sickness. I'm sorry, i forget. I'm a senior in high school I have a very distinct hate for birds, stinkbugs, terrorists, lawyers and people who cut in line. I have a big lab, and a small cockapoo. I have a definitive hate for the word "giggle" unless used in context with a drunk and/or mentally retarded person or a child. I should be asleep right now. I'm admittedly passive-aggressive, unless the situation calls for something else. I really hate personal invasions of space. S'all bout Shules, at least for me. I ALWAYS reply to reviews. ALWAYS. And most of the time within 24 hours. Ask anyone that has reviewed. If you happen to care and/managed to read this whole thing, My name is Julia. Some call me Jules. And I happen to not be fictional. Hence, TheRealJules Happy ficcing.

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Stories by TheRealJules
Summary:
This is a rewrite of the moment that Jacob is finding out about Shawn and Juliet, in TheRealJules's story "Treasure of the (lost) psychic". It'd be much, much clearer if you've read that one first.

I had a lot of fun writing it (since I kinda dreamed this and I love writing drama). Julia liked it and I had to post it (because she forced me to). So, here you are. Have fun reading!

"I, TheRealJules, solemnly swear that I gave Susannannass permission to post this rewrite to a particular story of mine 'Treasure of the (lost) psychic.' It took a lot of persuation to get her to post this, so be nice. {Pineapples, love and Sunshine -Jules}"

Categories: Season, Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Juliet, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1170 Read Count: 3007
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2011 Updated: December 28, 2011
Summary: What happened after Gus, Shawn, and Juliet got home from the retreat?

Well. I personally don't want to have to wait until February, so I guess I filled the void myself.

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR "NEIL SIMON'S LOVERS RETREAT"
Categories: Season, Post-season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, General, Missing Scene
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 868 Read Count: 2916
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2011 Updated: December 17, 2011
Summary: Shawn is Lassie.

Lassie is Shawn.

What?
Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Casefile, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6726 Read Count: 24831
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2011 Updated: November 19, 2011
Summary: As always, Shules. Shawn is ready. He loves her more then pineapple. But does she love him enough to abandon her beliefs?
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5009 Read Count: 13418
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2011 Updated: November 12, 2011
Summary: Marlowe is out! But... why? It's only been five months... surely Shawn has nothing to do with it...
Categories: Season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 2878
[Report This] Published: November 07, 2011 Updated: November 07, 2011
Summary: Carlton had been visiting Marlowe in prison every Wednesday for two months, when she shows uncertainty that their relationship can reach beyond the glass that separates them.

Carlowe :)
Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, Other
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 964 Read Count: 2464
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2011 Updated: November 06, 2011
11 Stages by TheRealJules Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The way Juliet sees it, there are eleven stages to a break-up.
Unfortunately, she has to go through them.
Like, now.
Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2989 Read Count: 2925
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2011 Updated: October 21, 2011
Summary: How did Shawn get his necklace? it's a sad story filled with parental hatred, idiot brothers, and a lot of money.

Response to Night Writer's challenge, "A Necklace"
Categories: Pre-season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Jack Spencer, Other, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 3559
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2011 Updated: October 16, 2011
Summary: Eight years ago, Shawn moved to Santa Barbara. Seven years ago, he didn't leave.

Response to seren_mercy's challenge: "Circled in Red"
Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Fluff, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2021 Read Count: 2167
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2011 Updated: October 16, 2011
Summary: Why is there a butcher block in the office?

Ask Henry. It sort of has to do with salad, but not really... i think.

Response to Raych's challenge "Butcher Block"
Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Butcher Block
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 603 Read Count: 1859
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2011 Updated: October 16, 2011