Penname: TheRealJules [Contact] Real name: Jules, TheReal
Member Since: August 12, 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I.Suck. At. Disclaimers. I will tell you right now, over the course of my obsession with this fandom, I will probably include 1/10000000 disclaimers for my stories/chapters. It's a sickness. I'm sorry, i forget. I'm a senior in high school I have a very distinct hate for birds, stinkbugs, terrorists, lawyers and people who cut in line. I have a big lab, and a small cockapoo. I have a definitive hate for the word "giggle" unless used in context with a drunk and/or mentally retarded person or a child. I should be asleep right now. I'm admittedly passive-aggressive, unless the situation calls for something else. I really hate personal invasions of space. S'all bout Shules, at least for me. I ALWAYS reply to reviews. ALWAYS. And most of the time within 24 hours. Ask anyone that has reviewed. If you happen to care and/managed to read this whole thing, My name is Julia. Some call me Jules. And I happen to not be fictional. Hence, TheRealJules Happy ficcing.

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Summary:

            He was always good at running.

            Not good enough, apparently.

            Juliet makes her decision two days later.

            She gets on a bus with two hundred dollars in one pocket and broken dreams in the other.

            She’ll always follow him.


Categories: Post-season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sensitive Material
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1543 Read Count: 1110
[Report This] Published: January 02, 2009 Updated: January 02, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: September 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm confused...

Summary: It's a surprise! I'm not telling!
Categories: Post-season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: "Let's Try Goldschläger!"
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 174 Read Count: 3155
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2009 Updated: February 26, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: September 05, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Smile! You're Married!

haha love the ending! This is different and fresh, and i was smiling the whole time. gotta love lassidolphilous.

Author's Response: Hahaha Thank you :)

Summary: This is an Alternate Universe story for season 4.5 I started writing it before 4.5 started and I'm starting it up again.

Shawn and Jules are in an awkward place romantically, will an undercover case that threatens Shawn's life get them out of the rut, or make it worse?
COMPLETE
Categories: Season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Abigail Lytar, Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Casefile, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34486 Read Count: 184800
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2010 Updated: May 11, 2014
Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Please oh please don't wait a month to update. I need to see how this ends!

Author's Response: I will try very hard to finish it by the end of this year, I'm just incredibly busy. The play is taking up what little time I had left. Thanks for reviewing! It makes my day! +3 lines of shules :)

Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 02, 2011 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

Oh how I've waited for this. Gotsta love me some Shules fluff. HOW I LOVE THIS STORY. Toy frog for you my friend. ahhhh floating on a cloud of shulesy goodness and candy :) +3

Author's Response: Aww thank you very much! And now I must go read your new chapter... :D

Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 06, 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

WHERE'D YOU GO? I MISS YOU SO. SEEMS LIKE ITS BEEN FOREVER, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE. COME BACK.

Author's Response: Sorry. This semester has been the semester from hell. I will pick it up again when I'm not 3 weeks behind in homework anymore (and it's only week 5 of classes) :(

Summary:

After a hard day at work, Jules gets a visit from a most unexpected guest. It would have been nice to know he was there before she got in bed. But he was just there to feed peanut butter to the cat, honestly.

 

(First psychfic, whoo!)


Categories: Short
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Challenges: "Huh? Why are you in my bed?"
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2452 Read Count: 4453
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2010 Updated: July 19, 2010
Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awwww I was favorited by someone so i was looking through their favorites and found you and awwww, I know I'm late to the party, but awww :) cute, seriously

Summary:

"I want you to imagine a bullet coming from that gun, penetrating your skin, and lodging in your brain.  You know how easy that would be for me?" 

But Shawn doesn't have to imagine it... because he's about to experience it.

Award: Most Wanted WIPbronze2011How Many Hats Pineapple Awards 2013 tiny-01Boo Boo AwardPineapple Awards 2013 tiny-01


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46070 Read Count: 158198
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2010 Updated: December 14, 2011
Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 14: Every Season Has

Come on son. that is not what i wanted to see! Shawn has to get his sight back, he HAS to.

Author's Response: Thanks for the comments! Poor, poor Shawn, I know! XD

Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 14, 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Same Room Different Day

pupil reaction!!!!!! Yay :) lets let shawn see again soon :)

Summary: When Shawn finds out that Lassiter knows about his relationship with Juliet, he can't resist having a little fun. Shules <3
Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4380 Read Count: 19487
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2011 Updated: March 11, 2011
Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 07, 2012 Title: Chapter 3: End Game

This is maybe the sixth time I've read this story and I just love it to pieces.

Summary: All Shawn wanted were some Eggo chocolate chip waffles.  Unfortunately for him, snack time turns into a race to rescue Juliet's dog--without her knowing he was ever gone.
Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1552 Read Count: 3241
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2011 Updated: May 18, 2011
Reviewer: TheRealJules Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 13, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Shawn vs. The Beagle

Oh Shawn. For someone who uses tiny details to solve cases, he isn't very good at covering them up!