One fanfiction convention.
One mystery train.
Tons of fanfiction authors.
Shawn and Gus.
Crack!fic
Rated: E
Categories: Season Characters: Gus, OFC, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Crack!, Drama, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Challenges: Self-Inserted
Challenges: Self-Inserted
Series: In the Flesh
Chapters: 41 Completed: Yes
Word count: 17664 Read: 173492
Published: March 21, 2010 Updated: February 28, 2012
Okay! This is gonna be one huge co-authored story between, well, whoever wants to do it. :D
Basically, it's a chain story. Go with it what you like. Do whatever. It's a crack fic, anything goes!
Basics:
Shawn has dragged Gus to a huge Psych fanfictioni convention on a cross-country bound train. That means: One week, tons of fans/fanfiction writers, one mystery, and one killer.
Rules:
1. This is a fanfiction convention, and everyone here at Psychfic is invited. However, unless you have permission from other authors, you only write about you as an author! You use only your username. Remember the first Psychfic Awards ceremony? Think of it like that, but with you.
2. Remember to post a disclaimer in your chapter notes. We don't want to be sued.
3. Anything goes, but try to follow the generic plot line, or things'll get really confusing really quickly.
4. EVERYTHING is in third person. Let's try not to be too confusing here.
Other than that, you guys have fun! We'll see how this turns out.
~Jasmine
1. The Mystery Train by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 6] 
(905 words)
Heya! I'm Lost_in_Translation. This idea is a little crazy and out there, and I'm pretty sure somebody somewhere has thought of it, but apparently I'm the only one with the brains (or lack thereof) to put it out here. So it's kinda a pilot chapter, since I'm guessing things'll get pretty crazy really quickly.
And yes, I'm trying to make a huge idiot out of myself. You got a problem with that?
For the record, MagicHead gave me this idea. So you can all thank her for the crazy idea.
Oh, and it's the sequel to my 'ff.net' story.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything but myself. And my own whacko imagination.
2. Spencer meets Spencer by Spencer05 [Reviews - 2] 
(889 words)
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to Psych.
Hey. It's Spencer05. And here's my chapter! I'm pretty excited about it. I wanted to add Lost in here, but I was afraid of getting her character/personality wrong =
I kind of mentioned a little bit from Lost_In_Translation's 'ff.net', since this is a sequel. So I didn't steal anything! =]
Enjoy!!
3. The iknow He Doesn't Know by iknow [Reviews - 3] (244 words)
I own nuttin. Literally. This computer isn't mine. I'm not even mine! AHH!!!! OH NO!!!
4. *iz totally lost* by iknow [Reviews - 3] (233 words)
*snickers* You guys are funny, haha.
iknow came! And Spence did too! I guess I should post so people don't think I pulled a Gus and fainted.
Still own nothing.
5. Are we taking this thing seriously? by apple jacks jules [Reviews - 2] Note: Hehehehe...>:) I had fun with this. Maybe too much :p. But I hope you like; and Lost, you TOTALLY rock for starting this thing!! :D (338 words)
6. Enter Easily Distracted by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 4] (458 words)
Yeah ... I have more to do than I want, but I saw the fic and crack bunnies came. *headdesks*
Disclaimer: I stole my roomie, but no one copyrighted.
7. The Psycho is ‘IN’ by Starphyer [Reviews - 4] (395 words)
Yay, my turn!
Of course anything Deej does, I must do. She's like my personal ice-breaker. +hugs+ Love ya, Deej.
8. We all fall down by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 1] (158 words)
This is turning out to be a hit! Thanks guys!
9. Comic con? by Roday_girl44 [Reviews - 1] (333 words)
Just throwing in my two cents lol
10. CAKE!!!!!!! *pounces* by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 3] (323 words)
Okay, let's try NOT blowing up the fic this time around.
My second contribution cuz I'm really loving this. :D
11. Magic Pad goes BAD!!!! by iknow [Reviews - 0] (132 words)
I couldn't help myself!!! I had to add in again!!! :) I don't think I own anything but me. I own me, right? Do I? I don't? OH NO!!!!!
12. And now something completely different..... by Starphyer [Reviews - 1] (153 words)
13. Chicka Chicka BOOM! by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 1] (171 words)
*glares* I can't believe you did that, Star. That is NOT even funny. *wails*
I also borrowed Deej for a minute. *innocent smile*
14. Gus is A Table by iknow [Reviews - 2] (265 words)
I can't stop laughing!
"It's not a game anymore." She looked over at iknow, still skating. "Well, it might be for her. But not me, not anymore."
Honestly, I can't stop!!!!
Anyway, I had a idea :)
Oh yeah, and remember who Woody is? Station's coroner? I love that dude!!!
15. Who Ya Gonna Call? by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 1] (349 words)
*shakes head* It ain't broke, iknow. Not to me anyways.
Raise your hand if you all agree iknow is the craziest of all of us! *raises hand and snickers*
16. Come Again? by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 0] (438 words)
*shrugs* What can I say? I got bored. ^.^
Still don't own 'em. Sadly.
17. Needed: Clues by DinerGuy [Reviews - 0] (348 words)
I, Deej, do hopefully promise not to kill the story when I post. *checks that title is in place*
Oh, yeah, I own nobody.
18. Maniacness! by iknow [Reviews - 1] (124 words)
:) ICE BREAKING!!!!!! :) I mighta borrowed people
19. Rockin' Robin by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 0] (381 words)
Thanks! Now I am hijacking this story, at least for this chappie. *cue evil laughter*
MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
*coughs* I borrowed Deej and iknow, but I gave them back, I promise! Other than that, I own nothin'.
20. Just do this one thing for me... by apple jacks jules [Reviews - 0] (490 words)
I'm baaaaack!!!! :D
I borrowed Lost, and iknow for just a second. But I don't own them, or Psych.
21. iknow What You Want For Your Birthday by iknow [Reviews - 1] (143 words)
Hahahhaa now AJJ inspired me!!!!! I own... something, but it isn't Psych.
Borrowed AJJ
22. In the ZONE by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 2] (512 words)
Haha, I dunno if splitting up's a good idea... but since we're all for bad ideas, go crazy!
I don't happen to own Psych. Or any of the other characters who happen to be real people using weird usernames such as... Lost. Seriously? LOST?!
23. SPN Rules! by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 2] (751 words)
Haha, funny chappie for those of you who like Supernatural.
Oh, and since we split up, some of you who are with Shawn need to post SO I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
I don't own Dean. *pouts* Or Psych. *more pouts*
Oh, yeah, SPOILERS FOR SUPERNATURAL. Not that big though. :)
24. Didn't See THAT One Coming by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 0] (279 words)
Okay! You're gonna hate me for this. *slowly creeps away*
25. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO by iknow [Reviews - 0] (118 words)
I don't even own a single thing! OH NO!!!!!!
26. Catch Me if You Can by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 0] Note: Alright, I'm not sure how well this chapter works now. It got accidentally deleted and I had to re-enter it, but other chapters have been posted since then so it might not fit in perfectly. Just roll with it ;) Oh, and sorry to use so much of myself (and made myself so much more serious) in this chapter *blush* But everyone else let me go off alone with Shawn, so what choice did I have? :p Disclaimer: I don't own Psych, its characters, Lost, Spence, etc. This is for fun and your entertainment, not money, please don't sue. NO COPYWRITE INFRINGMENT INTENDED. (761 words)
27. The Plan by DinerGuy [Reviews - 1] (458 words)
YAY ideas!! Lost, I hate you killed yourself, but it gave me a great idea! Hope you all like it as much as I do. :)
Again, disclaimer, I own nothing other than myself and my idea.
28. The Evil Baddie O.o by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 1] (220 words)
Hehe, you guys are funny.
Glad to see people still love me. =D
29. Bodies in Motion by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 0] (1032 words)
Okay, so I couldn't keep my secret for very long. *shrugs* I'm weak, I know.
Still own nothin.
Spence, I just wanted to make sure this was okay with you. Just checking, k? ^.^
30. The Search Begins by iknow [Reviews - 1] (305 words)
"Little white pill" = Ritalin, an ADHD med
I don't own Psych... or Ritalin, actually. I take a different med... Oh well!
31. OHHHHHH! *duh* by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 0] (438 words)
Aaaaand I borrowed Deej. ONCE. A little. Sorry. Yeah. Other than that I own nothin'...
32. This Can't Be Good by DinerGuy [Reviews - 1] (499 words)
Well, I don't have much, but we need to get this moving along. So I offer these few words. (I hope whump is okay with you people.)
I borrowed a person or two, but I only own myself and my WIP summary.
33. Obviously Not by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 1] (957 words)
I don't own nothin' but myself. And I borrowed Spence and Deej. My dormmates, haha.
34. Let's Go With Bob by apple jacks jules [Reviews - 2] (512 words)
So...Lost kidnapping me at the end of the last chappie was somehow inspiring. *hugs her* So...write more, I did ;). I borrowed her, and Deej, and Spence, but only for a few seconds. I don't own anything :p
35. Seriously Serious by iknow [Reviews - 1] (260 words)
:( I have school tomorrow
I own nuttin at all, isn't that sad?
36. Like we need to know, dude by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 0] (983 words)
I'm crying right now, I'm laughing so hard.
I ain't ownin' nothin'. Not even the authors I borrowed.
37. Somebody Call For The Cavalry? by DinerGuy [Reviews - 1] (471 words)
This fic kind of died. Which is sad. We must finish it!! Hope this helps.
And I borrowed a bunch of people again. Still don't own them.
38. Remind me again why I'm doing this? by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 2] (589 words)
I don't own anything. I borrowed people. I made up stuff. Yeah...
39. Celebrateness! by iknow [Reviews - 3] (340 words)
This is Spence's birthday present from me. Plus we gotta celebrate blow upping-ness!!!!!!!!!!
I borrowed people. LOTSA people!
40. Oops. Clumsyness! by hbee [Reviews - 1] (155 words)
Hi guys!! I'm hbee! I've read this whole story and love it! Hope you like my addition! If not then well... :P
I only own myself!
41. So much for that by Lost_in_Translation [Reviews - 4] (754 words)
Okay, I'm going to wrap this story up, since, you know, it's RIGHT THERE. *rolls eyes*
I don't own anything... really. I borrowed people but I don't own nothin' but myself.