While searching for stolen bonds in the woods, Buzz McNabb wins babysitting duty for a certain psychic consultant for the SBPD. And Lassiter proves something he never meant to. As non-angsty as it gets because, seriously, this is Buzz we're talking about.
Awards:
Rated: eT
Categories: Season, Short Characters: Buzz, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 5506 Read: 13026
Published: August 28, 2007 Updated: August 28, 2007
Disclaimer: Not mine, not ever. Credit (or perhaps blame) goes to Luna for the title. Inspired, I can only imagine, by the same sort of creative thinking that inspired the title: "Snakes on a Plane"
1. Chapter 1 by centipede [Reviews - 40] 
(5506 words)
First off, I'm really sorry if I've excited you GBfreak, but this isn't your story. I actually wrote it a few months back and had to talk myself into posting it. Not my best work, but I enjoyed writing it :). I have, once again, conveniently gotten rid of Gus in this story, something I had sworn I would do no more of. The more I watch the show, the more I love Shawn's partner-in-crime. As has been pointed out to me, however, this vow was made after I wrote this, so no foul on my part. Besides the fact that the awesomeness that is Gus is missing. Ah well.
Forget that: edited to add certain amounts of awesomeness to the mix. Awesomeness added. Thank you for shopping at psychfic.
Written for the sole purpose of the Buzz McNabb goodness. Okay, primarily for the Buzz McNabb goodness. Granted, whump is pretty much my default mode, so...
[By the by and on a completely unrelated note: I know nothing about dispatch, what's allowed or not allowed in 911 conversations, and sedatives. Just for the record. I have no applicable knowledge in any of these areas, and I can only hope you are either as unknowledgable as I or extremely forgiving of my mistakes.]
Anyways: I cannot begin to explain my love for the adorable guy--unconcernedly dumb, unconditionally kind, and completely babe-a-licious. Heavens, how I love watching that man. I get excited everytime he shows up--Luna and I had been rather concerned he might disappear from the show after the first season. Here's a bit of Buzz-love for ya'll.
Also. Yay for the apostrophe love!
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