Reviewer: MusicalLuna Signed [Report This]
Date: May 01, 2010 8:45 pm Title: In the name of all that is smoothie

lololol oh god, I love how you get in their brains. And dance around in their thoughts and then fling them onto a page in the perfect way. SO AMAZING. SMOOTHIE SHACK ROBBER. *ded*

I love the "Amateur." line. It's so perfectly Lassie. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG BUZZ. CRAZY SMOOTHIE GUY. OMG. HOW DO YOU DO THIS. WHERE DO THESE AMAZING THINGS COME FROM?

lmao Psychic sense of smell. Oh man. That's so fantastic. Zomg. lololololol nine traffic tickets. *dies*

ROFLOLOLOL OMG HE HAS A BLENDER IN HIS BACKPACK!

"Days like these, Lassiter cursed budget cuts and the fact that his “office” had no door. Or windows. Or walls, for that matter." SERIOUSLY. THIS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME. ASHGLDSAHJLKFAHDLKGJHSDL!

"that filled his ears like an expanding sponge." Nice.

"Two more hours and he would be home with a beer in his hand and The First 48 on his DVR." I like this detail very much. You addict.

"A snort rumbled through Shawn’s nose with a loud, 'Oh come on!' that followed. 'Everyone loves smoothies. I bet you’re a blueberry man.'

Truth was, a blueberry smoothie sounded pretty good, but Lassiter refused. 'No, and I have to get back to work.'"

Hahahah omg this is so amazing. dsa;lhgkdl;sahjglk;hdsa;J!!!1

"Growl caught thickly in his throat, Lassiter turned to head back to his desk when his partner Juliet O’Hara came up beside him with a haggard looking man on her heels." I hate your descriptions and how everything seems like it follows one after the other in this perfect seamless fluid progression that seems utterly natural and perfect. bdagkl;jdsakhfdlas;jg;lkdashfjdsa;lgkhsa

"At that moment, all hell broke loose. King swung Detective O’Hara around and grabbed her firearm from her hip while pulling her against his chest. His arm held tightly around her neck and the gun pressed to her temple, he moved quickly until his back was against a wall. Lassiter and his fellow officers all reacted quickly, but King had O’Hara as a shield and none wanted to risk her life."

ZOMG AMAZINGFLADSHGLKASHFLGDSHALGHL!QJLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL@~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"The blender continued to run behind them, causing Lassiter’s eye to twitch.

'Someone shut that off,' he called out slowly, eyes still locked with King’s."

SERIOUSLY. THIS IS THE AWESOMEST PERFECTEST DETAIL.

"Lassiter could feel his quivering fingers lightly grazing the back of his white dress shirt." Oooh. Oooooh. OMG. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiilooooooooveeeeeeeeeethiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jkrl;whjlk;wegh;dsjal

"King sniffled and wiped his nose on his shoulder while still looking forward. 'I want my recipes!'"

El oh el.

“Is this guy serious?” Spencer whispered beside him.

Obviously, since he was holding a detective hostage inside a packed police station. “Is that all?” Lassiter asked, a little shocked and a lot annoyed.

LOLOLOL

“Sir, I’d like my detective back unharmed but I’m willing to shoot you right here in the next ten seconds if you don’t release her. And then I’ll sell your recipes on ebay just for my own satisfaction.”

King blinked. “Oh, well, I guess-”

lolololololololololol SERIOUSLY. WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME.

Spencer held a cup out for her. “Strawberry. Your favorite.” AHAHA. Way to contribute, Shawn.

The day had yet to end as a woman clad in a flowery nightgown and giant bunny slippers came flying in through the crowd of officers.

“Joe? His name is Joe? Joe King?” Spencer whipped out his cell phone. “Where the hell is Gus when I need him?”

ROFL. *so dead*

“What in God’s holy name is wrong with you, Joe?!” The woman’s shrill voice echoed off the walls of the station and Lassiter’s head pounded harder than ever.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA win. Poor Lassie. Trapped with a bunch of locos.

“Leigh? Leigh King? This has to be a joke!” he said through a disbelieving laugh, fingers firing away on his green iPhone.

LMAO. I just understood why he's freaking out. looooooooooooolz

“Hey Spencer,” he said before the Psychic was out of earshot. “I’ll take that smoothie.”

Spencer’s grin returned in full force. “One blueberry blast coming up!”

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Author's Response:

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE MY FAVORITE? You seriously make my head explode. BRAIN BITS ALL OVER THE WALLS BECAUSE OF YOU!

*FLOMPS* *FLOMPS SO HARD*

Reviewer: SisAngel Signed [Report This]
Date: April 29, 2010 9:31 am Title: In the name of all that is smoothie

Very nice story. 5 stars for a good story and 5 more for making me smile :)

Author's Response: This review alone makes it all worth it, then. I'm thrilled you enjoyed it!