Alrighty!! Here is chapter 1 of my submission!! (which, as I'm the challenge creator, will not be part of the voting unless we don't have enough submissions)
O Shawn Spencer, Where Art Thou?
He just had one last errand. A couple of days and it would be done. And, he could admit, a last chance to get out on his own to see the world. Okay - more like a small patch of California. Still, it should have been easy.
But, then, he should have known better...